Supermarket Shenanigans

So, awhile back I went to the supermarket with my ma and they had some fruit and vegetables outside of the store. Ever since I learned to juggle I've been an absolute pain to have in this section and today wasn't an exception. I grabbed the first produce that I could get my hands on - cantelopes. I started to juggle them but was thrown of balance an once came down rather hard into the pile. No damage was done but it wasn't very impressive. Then I hear an elderly chuckle behind me, "Well, nice try." I thank her for the encouragement and look at my mom who's half smiling half scolding me. I walk towards her to help her out but three peaches catch my eye and I plan to redeem myself. I pull off some quick little tricks then I hear another elderly voice beside me but this time not as pleasant. "I hope you plan on buying those." I lie, "Yes ma'am." And shoot my mom a trickster's grin and put them down. There's a lesson to be learned from this story: juggle watermelons.