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During a discussion of Aristotle's Poetics

Me: What's the fourth one?
Gretchen: Hubris.
Me: Cool. They said that in 300.
Gretchen: Yeah, they would.
Me: I was like "Nobody knows what that means. Only I do"
See what I did there.
That was unintentional at first but then I realized.
Gretchen: That negates the coolness level - you saying that.
Me: I didn't want to be cool.
Now, it's cool again.

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Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:23:00 -0700 Funny Things My Family Say - Volume Two http://dumbluck.posterous.com/funny-things-my-family-say-2 http://dumbluck.posterous.com/funny-things-my-family-say-2

Mom: Look at these new pot holders.
Me: Yeah, I saw them.
Mom: The cows.
Me: I thought they were pigs.
Mom: Really? I thought they cows.
Me: Really? They look like pigs to me.
Mom: Well, I think they look like cows so that's what they'll be.

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Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:12:00 -0700 Funny Things My Family Say - Volume One http://dumbluck.posterous.com/funny-things-my-family-say-1 http://dumbluck.posterous.com/funny-things-my-family-say-1

Mom: (reading Oprah cover) Bieber on Girls
Me: Screw that guy. He's a tool.
Mom: How can he talk about girls? Isn't he only - isn't he bakla*?
Me: Haha, probably.

*tagalog for homosexual

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