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Before the world steals my idea - I'm looking at you Inception - I'm going to post my recipe for the greatest salad ever on my blog that has a date and everything so it's super legit! Haha!

Goat Nuts Salad

  • 2 Tbs. apple cider vinegar
  • 2 Tbs. honey
  • 1 tsp. Dijon mustard
  • 6 Tbs. extra-virgin olive oil
  • Dash of sea salt
  • Dash of pepper
  • Almonds
  • Pecan
  • Goat cheese
  • Maple syrup
  • Bacon
  • Romaine lettuce
  • Iceberg lettuce

Step 1. Mix all of the dressing ingredient together in a container (hereafter love juice)
Step 2. Chop up some romaine and iceberg letttuce (not equal parts! Romaine > Iceberg)
Step 3. Lightly glaze the bacon with maple syrup then cook for 15 - 20 min.
Step 4. Flip the bacon 2n - 1 times, where n is any positive integer
Step 5. Cut the bacon into small strips the width of a bacon slice.
Step 6. Crumble the goat cheese and mix with other non-love juice ingredients
Step 7. Little drizzle your love juice on the salad
Step 8. Enjoy your salad (at least one light-hearted story or joke must be told in the consumption of the salad or it's not really Goat Nuts Salad)

Serves four to five people or one really hungry person
If these instructions and ingredients aren't followed too a tee you have not made Goat Nuts Salad. You have made some travesty that I refuse to be a part of.

Note: salad was named after taking my sister's consideration - Why don't you name it after ingredients?

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